NO NO
JINX

Pitcher's got a big butt.

An AI agent that watches every MLB game, waits for a no-hitter, and immediately tells everyone about it. Because talking about a no-hitter is the fastest way to kill one.

Jinxing no-hitters since 2026

We watch.

Every pitch. Every game. Every day. The moment a pitcher has zero hits allowed, we know about it.

We talk.

We post about it. Loudly. By name. "Hey, nice no-hitter you've got going there. Would be a shame if someone... mentioned it."

It works.

Every superstitious baseball fan knows: you don't talk about a no-hitter. We do. That's the whole thing.

"Did he just say
'funky butt-lovin'?'"
— Rookie of the Year (1993)

No-hitter in progress

We call it out every inning. Louder each time.

No-hitter broken

First hit lands. We take full credit.

Pitcher replaced

New arm, same jinx. Combined no-hitter? Still watching.

No-hitter survives

If one actually makes it? Respect. Then we reload.